King Christmas Wawa is currently the king of the Water Bottle Army, and serves his sixth year as a leader and influencer of water bottles. King Christmas Wawa’s Military is a militia of water bottles controlled by King Christmas Wawa, which aims to replace the government systems invented by man with a water bottle controlled society aimed at spreading water bottle control throughout the world. Christmas Wawa was born in November of 2018 and grew up aspiring to lead water bottles as the dominant species on Earth. Eventually, he started collecting every man he saw was doomed to becoming recycled and decided to grow an army out of all the members he had collected. Our first militia was founded in August of 2022 by Christmas Wawa, who later in October of that year, was declared as king and leader of the first water bottle political party and King Christmas Wawa's Army. Now, over a year of modifications and maximum efficiency later, we are expanding only limited by the supply of the area, with around 100% of all intended to be recycled water bottles being collected by our missions forces. We have successfully trained our first regiment (300+ soldiers), Along with another 50+ other occupations.