Jobs

1.) (You must be a water bottle to be eligible)
2.) Be capable of performing challenging physical and mental tests
3.) Be capable of completing any writer or IQ based standard test required, involving what has been learned through training
4.) Be physically able to serve whenever and in any environment
5.) Be always ready and willing to put your life on the line for the king and any member of high value to the military

Ranks of higher status are achievable. Your platoon could be marked eligible for promotion to a higher rank, meaning more pay, more respect and authority, and more leading tasks.
Enlisted members get standard modern tactical armor at no expense. This also follows with the guarantee for upgrades in the future.

One of the biggest benefits of enlisted members is they are not required to pay for armor or weapons! That’s right, this will be payed for at the government’s expense.
Armor has a high price tag due to the labor and material required to make it; therefore, it can cost anywhere from $1,500, all the way to a staggering $4.5 million. As an enlisted member, if troubles arise, you will be one of the first on the field of combat. Therefore, you will be provided with modern tactical armor to no expense by you.

The enlisted force is the backbone of the Water Bottle Army. Therefore, it must be the group to be at the ready at all times to see combat. The responsibilities are high stake for these recruits and soldiers, as they are not only putting their lives on the line, but also holding for potential lives at stake. It is the enlisted majority’s duty to ensure the king and his governments inner workings have an established and easy path for working on their day to day tasks. Becoming a member of the enlisted force is for sure not an easy task, but one who’s benefits outweigh the drawbacks of not considering. 

Must have passed a physical examination test and graduated from OCS. Have leadership skills and demonstrate effectiveness on the field and with commanding a large amount of soldiers. Preferably has passed through ranks in the enlisted force and graduated from Sergeant; however, other means of graduation are accepted considering they meet the requirements.

Get paid considerably (officers typically get more assets and or pay than enlisted members). Earn respect (officers earned and deserve much due respect from other members and civilians of their country). Feel self pride (anybody brave enough to risk the lives of many water bottles to hold victory should feel extremely prideful).

Get long lasting skill to use beyond active service (get respect and intelligence to help defend even off duty). Get to help water bottles defeat humans and become the dominant species on earth.

• Must provide assistance and aid to a large group of soldiers
• Must maintain and care for equipment and major assets
• Must be a fine leader and work alongside the king’s top leaders
• Must be a role model for soldiers

As a general of King Christmas Wawa’s Army you must:

1. Be a water bottle or a stuffed animal
2. Have signed to oath to always obey the commands of King Christmas Wawa and to respect his leadership and his military’s common goal
3. Be familiar with many well known members of the Water Bottle Army
4. Be subject to a formal talk alongside a well respected member of the Water Bottle Army
5. Be of a former occupation inside of the Water Bottle Army or its associated law enforcement, or be a well known and well respected leader or member of society
6. Understand very thoroughly the job you will be assigned to do and what it means to you and the army
7. Know your mission and ultimate goal for your career as a high commanding officer
8. Be willing to be at the hands of high level security and always be under military supervision
9. Have public records of your history with the law and the military displayed
10. Always be at your best and give 100% effort at all times
11. Understand that your position is never set in stone and you may be terminated and or punished by law for any suspicious act, unlawful act, or conspiracy to commit an unlawful act
12. Understand that King Christmas Wawa is the ultimate determiner of your fate at all times
13. Fully understand your rights as a civilian and as a commanding officer
14. Always be at your senses and make no less than wise choices at all times
15. Understand the full process of being elected and appointed as an officer

Generals and colonels receive full 24 hour seven day a week security task force protection which must be active for the remainder of the general or colonel’s service from the moment they enter the service. Leading officers get payed at least over ten times the amount of an average enlisted soldier. Leading officers also get uniforms and decorations free of charge and are often encouraged to use this bonus to supply their work attire fit for their duties. Generals also aid in many procedures as well as operations and plans for future innovation.

The skills learned as a general or other leading officer in King Christmas Wawa’s Army are no doubt skills that are critical and needed. Generals are also highly respected and honored in the army and in society and serving many years as one provides guaranteed attention and honoring of your position. A general is a symbol of bravery, pride, and leadership in the community. As a general, the financial, along with other asset benefits are completely unmatched in society.

A general or any top officer in King Christmas Wawa’s Army must fully understand the responsibility of commanding the army. This job carries out orders that affect and discipline hundreds of soldiers and task forces. With their lives at steak and their kings life somewhat in your control, you must be fully aware at all times just how important it is to command as an appropriate leader at all times no matter the circumstances.

1. Must complete all training required, along with all standard testing.
2. Must be near perfection in all areas including physical well-being, physical fitness, agility, combative techniques, martial arts, systematic understanding, and government leadership.
3. Must have gone through proper recruitment process and be recognized by a valid member of the WSS commanding team.
4. Must be fully aware of their duties and surroundings at all times.
5. Must fully obey orders and understand how to properly provide protection to the king and strategically plan out every action.

Higher pay than that of most officers and enlisted, as well as more respect from the water bottle military community. Uniforms come at a discount and physical education is payed for.

Understand all basic and advanced defense techniques and know how to be a progressive member of a team in active combat. Have the skills required to defend at a moments notice.

Must be knowledgeable and understand all requirements and obey all orders of higher officers. Be extremely disciplined and always work for perfection.