General/Lead Officer

As a general of King Christmas Wawa’s Army you must:

1. Be a water bottle or a stuffed animal
2. Have signed to oath to always obey the commands of King Christmas Wawa and to respect his leadership and his military’s common goal
3. Be familiar with many well known members of the Water Bottle Army
4. Be subject to a formal talk alongside a well respected member of the Water Bottle Army
5. Be of a former occupation inside of the Water Bottle Army or its associated law enforcement, or be a well known and well respected leader or member of society
6. Understand very thoroughly the job you will be assigned to do and what it means to you and the army
7. Know your mission and ultimate goal for your career as a high commanding officer
8. Be willing to be at the hands of high level security and always be under military supervision
9. Have public records of your history with the law and the military displayed
10. Always be at your best and give 100% effort at all times
11. Understand that your position is never set in stone and you may be terminated and or punished by law for any suspicious act, unlawful act, or conspiracy to commit an unlawful act
12. Understand that King Christmas Wawa is the ultimate determiner of your fate at all times
13. Fully understand your rights as a civilian and as a commanding officer
14. Always be at your senses and make no less than wise choices at all times
15. Understand the full process of being elected and appointed as an officer

Generals and colonels receive full 24 hour seven day a week security task force protection which must be active for the remainder of the general or colonel’s service from the moment they enter the service. Leading officers get payed at least over ten times the amount of an average enlisted soldier. Leading officers also get uniforms and decorations free of charge and are often encouraged to use this bonus to supply their work attire fit for their duties. Generals also aid in many procedures as well as operations and plans for future innovation.

The skills learned as a general or other leading officer in King Christmas Wawa’s Army are no doubt skills that are critical and needed. Generals are also highly respected and honored in the army and in society and serving many years as one provides guaranteed attention and honoring of your position. A general is a symbol of bravery, pride, and leadership in the community. As a general, the financial, along with other asset benefits are completely unmatched in society.

A general or any top officer in King Christmas Wawa’s Army must fully understand the responsibility of commanding the army. This job carries out orders that affect and discipline hundreds of soldiers and task forces. With their lives at steak and their kings life somewhat in your control, you must be fully aware at all times just how important it is to command as an appropriate leader at all times no matter the circumstances.