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We are honored to announce that, on April 18th 2025, King Christmas Wawa came to Newbeak City for his Arrival of April. The king was greeted by over 200 spectators while wearing his new April Resilience Suit and cape. The design of which features embroidery and use of crystals in a way unlike any previous uniform.
About Us
King Christmas Wawa is currently the king of The Water Bottle Army, and serves his seventh year as a political leader and influencer of water bottles. King Christmas Wawa’s Military is a militia of water bottles, controlled by King Christmas Wawa, which aims to control an independent society, governed by water bottles, aimed at spreading water bottle control throughout the world. King Christmas Wawa was born in November, 2018, and grew up aspiring to lead water bottles for fair treatment. A while later, he started collecting every fellow bottle he saw who was doomed for recycling and grew an army out of them. Our first organized military was founded in August, 2022, by King Christmas Wawa who, later in October of that year, was declared as king and leader of the first water bottle political party and King Christmas Wawa's Army. This title declared King Christmas Wawa the official king of water bottles around the world. After years of modifications and funding, we are expanding our forces efficiently, with around 100% of all local water bottles being collected by our missions forces. We have successfully trained our first and second regiment (300+ soldiers), Along with around 100+ other occupations.
Leader/Generals
King Christmas Wawa
King/Founder
King Christmas Wawa is the king of the Water Bottle Army. King and commander of King Christmas Wawa’s Military and Army forces.
General Beakmen
Commanding General
General Beakmen is the current commanding general of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. Assists the king in running the military, manages meetings, advises all troops and commands in battle, and takes roll of his majesty during an absence.
General Bigpenguin
Lieutenant General
General Bigpenguin is the current Lieutenant General of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. Managing all major military institutions and equipment, aids in strategics, helps assign duties, and commands upper positions during absences.
General Mosai
Major General
General Mosai is the current Major General of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. In charge of leading strategic meets and defending the king at all times, head of WSS, commands agents, and testing of equipment.
Leading Officers
Colonel Laufi
Colonel of the 1st
Colonel Laufi is currently the lead colonel of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. In charge of commanding the first regiment of 200+ units and five companies. Leads meets and handles all equipment of this regiment.
Officer MicDolen
Head of Security
In charge of strategic protection plans, securing the king during any form of political stunt, keeping the king safe at all times, doing anything else required of this position.
Capitan Slank
Capitan of the 1st
In charge of everything included as a Colonel, but also potential to see combat and act with the troops.
Colonel Johnson
Colonel of the 2nd
Colonel Johnson is the Colonel in charge of the Water Bottle Army’s Second Regiment. Colonel Johnson is responsible for the management and wellbeing of this regiment currently consisting of over 100 members.
Enlisted Leaders
Sgt Maj Phil
Sergeant Major
The Sergeant Major is mainly in charge of leading troops through combat situations or protecting the king, dealing with heavy duty equipment, and insider secrets.
First Sgt Roy Dcmon
First Sergeant
In charge of protecting the king and leading infantry combat missions.
First Platoon // DI
Drill Instructor
The First Platoon Drill Instructor is in charge of training the first platoon of elite in the water bottle army.
First Platoon / DI
Drill Instructor
The First Platoon Drill Instructor is in charge of training the first platoon of elite in the water bottle army.
Events
The Arrival of May is King Christmas Wawa's ninth consecutive arrival event of his 12-month arrival events starting in September of 2024. The king will arrive at Newbeak in his armored transport motorcade, and will be seen in front of around 200 spectators while he is escorted to His Majesty's Royal Officer Deck. King Christmas Wawa will be seen in his new May Botanical Suit. The event will be filmed and photographed by various journalist organizations, including the king's very own KCWA MEDIA. Photography from spectators is allowed, encouraged, and will not be subject to coppywright by KCWA MEDIA.
On the 28th of June, 2025, King Christmas Wawa will arrive in Newbeak City for The Arrival of May. This event will feature the king's new June Solar Revolution Uniform. It will be the king's 10th consecutive arrival event since his Arrival of September.
News
The latest information for things regarding King Christmas Wawa's Army
King Christmas Wawa will be escorted down to South Wisconsin for a military tour of the lower half of the state this saturday - March 8th. The king will host an event at an estate in South Wisconsin to spread his campaign and strengthen military pride.
Read MoreAny film and photography captured during The Arrival of February will first be processed by our technology department before being distributed to our honorable military officials to share via internet.
Read MoreThe following are updates to V.I.P. seating during any event in Newbeak Park. These updates will allow for a better and more simplistic registration process for those interested.
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa has officially confirmed that prices of tickets for The Arrival of March will rise to $80 per ticket. This is due to an official mandate to document all payments for staff of the army.
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa has officially returned home from his military tour of Southern Wisconsin.
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King Christmas Wawa has officially arrived at Newbeak to prepare for his Departure of November embarkment.
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King Christmas Wawa will not be organizing a normal event for the Arrival of November, please read more if you are interested in attending the newly planned event for November.
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King Christmas is now officially headed to NEWBEAK PARK. The king will arrive shortly.
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Ticket sales end immediately after September 19th at 10:30 AM CST. (Note: If you are not a citizen of Newbeak and have not been a temporary resident since September 15th, you will not be allowed to attend).
Read MoreAnnouncements
King Christmas Wawa has officially arrived in Newbeak for The Arrival of April
Read MoreThe following is a list of instructions and regulations that apply to all spectators of The Arrival of May. It is an expectation that all spectators must read this document in its entirety before attending...
Read MoreJobs
Enlisted Soldier
His Majesty’s Royal Army Installation - A1
Complete basic training and fitness lessons. Practice drill routinely and be synchronized with a group. Learn the style of combat to secure the king and aid in his rise to power.
Requirements
1.) (You must be a water bottle to be eligible)
2.) Be capable of performing challenging physical and mental tests
3.) Be capable of completing any writer or IQ based standard test required, involving what has been learned through training
4.) Be physically able to serve whenever and in any environment
5.) Be always ready and willing to put your life on the line for the king and any member of high value to the military
2.) Be capable of performing challenging physical and mental tests
3.) Be capable of completing any writer or IQ based standard test required, involving what has been learned through training
4.) Be physically able to serve whenever and in any environment
5.) Be always ready and willing to put your life on the line for the king and any member of high value to the military
Bonuses
Ranks of higher status are achievable. Your platoon could be marked eligible for promotion to a higher rank, meaning more pay, more respect and authority, and more leading tasks.
Enlisted members get standard modern tactical armor at no expense. This also follows with the guarantee for upgrades in the future.
Enlisted members get standard modern tactical armor at no expense. This also follows with the guarantee for upgrades in the future.
Benefits
One of the biggest benefits of enlisted members is they are not required to pay for armor or weapons! That’s right, this will be payed for at the government’s expense.
Armor has a high price tag due to the labor and material required to make it; therefore, it can cost anywhere from $1,500, all the way to a staggering $4.5 million. As an enlisted member, if troubles arise, you will be one of the first on the field of combat. Therefore, you will be provided with modern tactical armor to no expense by you.
Armor has a high price tag due to the labor and material required to make it; therefore, it can cost anywhere from $1,500, all the way to a staggering $4.5 million. As an enlisted member, if troubles arise, you will be one of the first on the field of combat. Therefore, you will be provided with modern tactical armor to no expense by you.
Responsibilities
The enlisted force is the backbone of the Water Bottle Army. Therefore, it must be the group to be at the ready at all times to see combat. The responsibilities are high stake for these recruits and soldiers, as they are not only putting their lives on the line, but also holding for potential lives at stake. It is the enlisted majority’s duty to ensure the king and his governments inner workings have an established and easy path for working on their day to day tasks. Becoming a member of the enlisted force is for sure not an easy task, but one who’s benefits outweigh the drawbacks of not considering.
Officer
His Majesty’s Royal Officer Deck - B1
Active duty work and work on the field. Handling and caring for large and expensive assets and equipment. Securing combat positions and planning attacks when in active service. Planning trade and negotiations with foreign and domestic policies and members. Handling board meetings.
Requirements
Must have passed a physical examination test and graduated from OCS. Have leadership skills and demonstrate effectiveness on the field and with commanding a large amount of soldiers. Preferably has passed through ranks in the enlisted force and graduated from Sergeant; however, other means of graduation are accepted considering they meet the requirements.
Bonuses
Get paid considerably (officers typically get more assets and or pay than enlisted members). Earn respect (officers earned and deserve much due respect from other members and civilians of their country). Feel self pride (anybody brave enough to risk the lives of many water bottles to hold victory should feel extremely prideful).
Benefits
Get long lasting skill to use beyond active service (get respect and intelligence to help defend even off duty). Get to help water bottles defeat humans and become the dominant species on earth.
Responsibilities
- Must provide assistance and aid to a large group of soldiers
- Must maintain and care for equipment and major assets
- Must be a fine leader and work alongside the king’s top leaders
- Must be a role model for soldiers
General/Lead Officer
His Majesty’s Royal Officer Deck, Newbeak - B2
Generals of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army are in charge of commanding and leading the major forces of the Water Bottle Army. A general must abide by the standards expected by higher authorities and always promise to stand loyal to King Christmas Wawa. Generals are one of the most respected and secure members of the military, but also often have the most responsibility. If you are interested in applying for a position as a general, or as a colonel, please read the information below.
Requirements
As a general of King Christmas Wawa’s Army you must:
- Be a water bottle or a stuffed animal
- Have signed to oath to always obey the commands of King Christmas Wawa and to respect his leadership and his military’s common goal
- Be familiar with many well known members of the Water Bottle Army
- Be subject to a formal talk alongside a well respected member of the Water Bottle Army
- Be of a former occupation inside of the Water Bottle Army or its associated law enforcement, or be a well known and well respected leader or member of society
- Understand very thoroughly the job you will be assigned to do and what it means to you and the army
- Know your mission and ultimate goal for your career as a high commanding officer
- Be willing to be at the hands of high level security and always be under military supervision
- Have public records of your history with the law and the military displayed
- Always be at your best and give 100% effort at all times
- Understand that your position is never set in stone and you may be terminated and or punished by law for any suspicious act, unlawful act, or conspiracy to commit an unlawful act
- Understand that King Christmas Wawa is the ultimate determiner of your fate at all times
- Fully understand your rights as a civilian and as a commanding officer
- Always be at your senses and make no less than wise choices at all times
- Understand the full process of being elected and appointed as an officer
Bonuses
Generals and colonels receive full 24 hour seven day a week security task force protection which must be active for the remainder of the general or colonel’s service from the moment they enter the service. Leading officers get payed at least over ten times the amount of an average enlisted soldier. Leading officers also get uniforms and decorations free of charge and are often encouraged to use this bonus to supply their work attire fit for their duties. Generals also aid in many procedures as well as operations and plans for future innovation.
Benefits
The skills learned as a general or other leading officer in King Christmas Wawa’s Army are no doubt skills that are critical and needed. Generals are also highly respected and honored in the army and in society and serving many years as one provides guaranteed attention and honoring of your position. A general is a symbol of bravery, pride, and leadership in the community. As a general, the financial, along with other asset benefits are completely unmatched in society.
Responsibilities
A general or any top officer in King Christmas Wawa’s Army must fully understand the responsibility of commanding the army. This job carries out orders that affect and discipline hundreds of soldiers and task forces. With their lives at steak and their kings life somewhat in your control, you must be fully aware at all times just how important it is to command as an appropriate leader at all times no matter the circumstances.
WSS Taskforce Unit
Newbeak, Royal Officer Deck - C1
To find out more about what a WSS member contributes to and more, go to King Christmas Wawa’s WSS official site.
General description:
WSS stands for Waterbottle Secret Service and is the most elite and well trained guard unit for King Christmas Wawa’s Army, that is implemented only for the duty of keeping the king protected.
General description:
WSS stands for Waterbottle Secret Service and is the most elite and well trained guard unit for King Christmas Wawa’s Army, that is implemented only for the duty of keeping the king protected.
Requirements
- Must complete all training required, along with all standard testing.
- Must be near perfection in all areas including physical well-being, physical fitness, agility, combative techniques, martial arts, systematic understanding, and government leadership.
- Must have gone through proper recruitment process and be recognized by a valid member of the WSS commanding team.
- Must be fully aware of their duties and surroundings at all times.
- Must fully obey orders and understand how to properly provide protection to the king and strategically plan out every action.
Bonuses
Higher pay than that of most officers and enlisted, as well as more respect from the water bottle military community. Uniforms come at a discount and physical education is payed for.
Benefits
Understand all basic and advanced defense techniques and know how to be a progressive member of a team in active combat. Have the skills required to defend at a moments notice.
Responsibilities
Must be knowledgeable and understand all requirements and obey all orders of higher officers. Be extremely disciplined and always work for perfection.
