Attention: Official film processing of the Arrival of February will be held off for the next several days to weeks...
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King Christmas Wawa is the king of the Water Bottle Army. King and commander of King Christmas Wawa’s Military and Army forces.
Commanding General
General Beakmen is the current commanding general of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. Assists the king in running the military, manages meetings, advises all troops and commands in battle, and takes roll of his majesty during an absence.
Lieutenant General
General Bigpenguin is the current Lieutenant General of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. Managing all major military institutions and equipment, aids in strategics, helps assign duties, and commands upper positions during absences.
Major General
General Mosai is the current Major General of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. In charge of leading strategic meets and defending the king at all times, head of WSS, commands agents, and testing of equipment.
Colonel of the 1st
Colonel Laufi is currently the lead colonel of King Christmas Wawa’s Water Bottle Army. In charge of commanding the first regiment of 200+ units and five companies. Leads meets and handles all equipment of this regiment.
Head of Security
In charge of strategic protection plans, securing the king during any form of political stunt, keeping the king safe at all times, doing anything else required of this position.
Capitan of the 1st
In charge of everything included as a Colonel, but also potential to see combat and act with the troops.
Colonel of the 2nd
Colonel Johnson is the Colonel in charge of the Water Bottle Army’s Second Regiment. Colonel Johnson is responsible for the management and wellbeing of this regiment currently consisting of over 100 members.
Sergeant Major
The Sergeant Major is mainly in charge of leading troops through combat situations or protecting the king, dealing with heavy duty equipment, and insider secrets.
First Sergeant
In charge of protecting the king and leading infantry combat missions.
Drill Instructor
The First Platoon Drill Instructor is in charge of training the first platoon of elite in the water bottle army.
Drill Instructor
The First Platoon Drill Instructor is in charge of training the first platoon of elite in the water bottle army.
On April 18th of 2025 King Christmas Wawa will arrive at Newbeak City for his eighth consecutive event of his 2024-2025 arrival tour. During this event the king will be appearing in front of over 170 spectators in his April Resilience Suit. King Christmas Wawa's Army will record the Arrival with the help of the Newbeak Press to distribute media. The event will be filmed and photographed. Visitors are encouraged to take photography as well. This will be a chance for everybody to see King Christmas Wawa's first ever live appearance in his April Resilience Suit. (The quantity available is equivalent to the amount of tickets remaining).
The Arrival of May is King Christmas Wawa's ninth consecutive arrival event of his 12-month arrival events starting in September of 2024. The king will arrive at Newbeak in his armored transport motorcade, and will be seen in front of around 200 spectators while he is escorted to His Majesty's Royal Officer Deck. King Christmas Wawa will be seen in his new May Botanical Suit. The event will be filmed and photographed by various journalist organizations, including the king's very own KCWA MEDIA. Photography from spectators is allowed, encouraged, and will not be subject to coppywright by KCWA MEDIA.
On March 21st, King Christmas Wawa will arrive at Newbeak for his seventh consecutive event of the 2024-2025 arrivals. The king will arrive in his new March Mastery Suit. The event will be photographed and filmed by KCWA MEDIA and Newbeak Press. This will give citizens of Newbeak a chance to see King Christmas Wawa for his first ever public appearance in his March Mastery Suit. Tickets will be available and purchasable on this page until they are sold out.
On this Saturday King Christmas Wawa will be departing in the morning to attend his military parade in South Wisconsin. This will be a political militaristic campaign to inspire water bottles to participate in the fight for water bottle independence and freedom. The king will meet with representitives and give out a speech to promote the pride and power of his militia.
(SOLD OUT) King Christmas Wawa will be headed to Newbeak on February 21st for his monthly arrival event. The Arrival of February will feature King Christmas Wawa's sixth consecutive arrival to Newbeak. During this time, spectators will be able to see King Christmas Wawa in his new February Majesty Suit. Please be sure to abide by the security regulations during this event.
The 2025 Renewal Alliance Pact is an agreement signed between King Christmas Wawa and several representatives of Newbeak. It is more of a tradition nowadays, where King Christmas Wawa signs his pledge to secure Newbeak City in return for their loyalty to his government. This started when The Water Bottle Army joined Newbeak again in 2023 to allow a free-flowing economy. This helps the king build his political status to insure security moving forward with his government's campaign.
King Christmas Wawa will be returning once again to Newbeak for his fifth consecutive arrival event. The king will arrive for the Arrival of January, while wearing his new January Crystal Maze Suit.
The Arrival of December is when King Christmas Wawa returns for his monthly visit to Newbeak City. This event will be recorded and photographed. During the arrival, King Christmas Wawa will depart his armored parade vehicle in front of a crowd gathered in Newbeak Park. The king will be displayed in his December Luster Suit.
The departure of November is when King Christmas Wawa departs from his officer Deck in Newbeak, headed out for his tour of Illinois. Spectators with admission will get a chance to see the king leave the city before his travels. This event is meant to mimic the Royal Arrival of the Month event that would have taken place on November 29th. With the king's departure from his country, the event has been re-organized and designed for spectators to witness King Christmas Wawa's departure instead.
King Christmas Wawa's Royal Arrival of October is when King Christmas Wawa arrives to the capital city of Newbeak. The king will come to interact more closely with the city and manage business easier. This will be a chance for citizens to gather and witness King Christmas Wawa IN PERSON. The king will arrive in his transport security through Newbeak park to His Majesty’s Officer Deck. The Arrival of October will see King Christmas Wawa appear for the first time in his October Shade Suit. More information about this suit is to be announced at a further date.
The Royal Arrival of September is when King Christmas Wawa arrives to the capital city of Newbeak in his domain. The king will come to collect surveys and interact with the community and do work more manageably and leisurely. This will be a chance for citizens to gather and witness King Christmas Wawa IN PERSON. The king will arrive in his transport security through Newbeak park to His Majesty’s Officer Deck. The Coming of September will see King Christmas Wawa appear for the first time ever in public in his September Flame Suit.
The Coming of May is when King Christmas Wawa makes his appearance in Newbeak for the first time of May. The king will be able to hold important meetings and be on standby to monitor for important plans. The citizens of Newbeak will be able and allowed to see the king on his entry into His Majesty’s Officer Deck, along with possibly his departure from the city.
King Christmas Wawa and his security team have announced plans to travel to Illinois so that the king can “take a break from things” and also to promote the Water Bottle Army. This will continue from this Saturday, until this Sunday. (Check news updates for more information).
The Royal Arrival of March is when King Christmas Wawa makes an appearance at Newbeak Capital City. This is one of the few chances for civilians to be able to meet the king as he takes a weekend to stay at the Royal Officer Deck residence here. The Coming of March is also a time when the Water Bottle Army makes preparations for new plans forward.
The Royal Coming of February is when the king comes to the capital of Newbeak to visit the community and help bring his army closer to his civilians so he can become informed on various things. He also does this to take a small break from work where his home residence is. This is one of the few times civilians can see the king in person without posing as much of a security risk.
When King Christmas Wawa came to power, there were two groups of civilians. The stuffed society and the wet society. This meant that it was difficult to control both groups under one provisional government with ease. Therefore, the government decided that instead of putting both groups under the official country, they would be split as the Stuffed would occupy the main country, and the Wets would occupy the exterior of the country.
The Royal Coming happens every month and is when the king makes a vacation appearance at the Royal Officer Deck for everybody to see. This may be your one and only chance per month to see the king in person.
The coming of December was the first announced coming of the king that saw hundreds packed at Officer Deck Park to see the king in person making his grand entrance.
The Royal Hats Off March is a March in which the king, along with every recognized company of his army marches with their hats off in rows for visitors to see.
Meet to discuss military strategies and goals for better equipment and equipment managing.
Attention: Official film processing of the Arrival of February will be held off for the next several days to weeks...
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa will be escorted down to South Wisconsin for a military tour of the lower half of the state this saturday - March 8th. The king will host an event at an estate in South Wisconsin to spread his campaign and strengthen military pride.
Read MoreAny film and photography captured during The Arrival of February will first be processed by our technology department before being distributed to our honorable military officials to share via internet.
Read MoreThe following are updates to V.I.P. seating during any event in Newbeak Park. These updates will allow for a better and more simplistic registration process for those interested.
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa has officially confirmed that prices of tickets for The Arrival of March will rise to $80 per ticket. This is due to an official mandate to document all payments for staff of the army.
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa has officially returned home from his military tour of Southern Wisconsin.
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa has officially arrived at Newbeak to prepare for his Departure of November embarkment.
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa will not be organizing a normal event for the Arrival of November, please read more if you are interested in attending the newly planned event for November.
Read MoreKing Christmas is now officially headed to NEWBEAK PARK. The king will arrive shortly.
Read MoreTicket sales end immediately after September 19th at 10:30 AM CST. (Note: If you are not a citizen of Newbeak and have not been a temporary resident since September 15th, you will not be allowed to attend).
Read MoreKing Christmas Wawa has officially arrived at Newbeak for his Arrival of March.
Read MoreThe following is a list of instructions and regulations that apply to all spectators of The Arrival of March. It is an expectation that all spectators must read this document in its entirety before attending...
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