KCWM Tech Dept.

In seven months, King Christmas Wawa will be arriving for his 2025 Arrival of December in his Nevicate Di Natele Uniform. This is expected to be the largest military celebration in the king's nation to date.

Attention: Official film processing of the Arrival of February will be held off for the next several days to weeks...

King Christmas Wawa will be escorted down to South Wisconsin for a military tour of the lower half of the state this saturday - March 8th. The king will host an event at an estate in South Wisconsin to spread his campaign and strengthen military pride.

Any film and photography captured during The Arrival of February will first be processed by our technology department before being distributed to our honorable military officials to share via internet.