King Christmas Wawa declares that his troops are getting bottom protection and vests. The king declares this process should be mostly completed up to expectation standards by no longer than December of this year.
The king also plans to have elite soldiers completely armored with the most up to date tactical gear and equipment by this summer. These elites will possess completely stab resistant armor and some also registered as bullet proof.
Also, new fencing perimeters are to be installed in the coming few weeks as security risks pose a greater and greater threat to the king. The perimeters are expected to be fully installed in the next two months.
The WSS plans to recruit security to complete perimeter checking tasks previously assigned to the platoons. This will allow the army to put 100% of their efforts into being prepared and around the king at all times instead of the need to constantly do assigned tasks to maintain a safe workplace.
Lastly, the Water Bottle Army plans to set advertising to the internet more with it assigning work accounts to top enlisted and officer members to advertise the Water Bottle Military on their profiles in various ways. The goal of this being of course to take over the world with an army of water bottles.