Military

King Christmas Wawa has officially returned home from his military tour of Southern Wisconsin.

King Christmas Wawa arrives at his conference building greeted by security as he gets started with plans to further improve the Water Bottle Army. The king also tries on his new uniform, just finished hours ago .

King Christmas Wawa selects members of honor to receive special zirconium tipped blades as self defense weapons.

King Christmas Wawa elects Johnson Ferder to become Colonel sometime this week. Candidate Johnson will be the Colonel for His Majesty’s Second Regiment.

King Christmas Wawa tells the press about his government’s temporary trade alliance with humans to gain recruits for the Water Bottle Military. Recruits in training will now have custom made uniforms that display their identification as recruits in training. The army plans to assign weapons to more soldiers as defense. Also, funding for the largest investment in a combat vehicle is finally being payed over half way.

The king now returns from his trip to Illinois to return to his normal schedule. King Christmas Wawa now starts preparations for his second regiment.

The king will depart for Illinois the morning of March 23. At this time, King Christmas Wawa has announced he will be traveling the state of Illinois (USA)

King Christmas Wawa’s Army now plans to add a second regiment consisting of an additional 200-300 troops.

The Water Bottle Army is expanding evermore, and further intention to spread water bottle ruling around the world is the cause of a rise in recruiting of water bottles. The following is the latest up to date information about what has been happening with the Water Bottle Army.

King Christmas Wawa’s full body armor suit is almost complete, more details are to be released at a later date.

The king requests a new armor suit entirely coated in metal. Metal in armor production increases over 100%. King plans to have at least double the amount of fully armored guards by 2025.

King announces his new, armored form of transportation, code named “The Beast”.