J Fox, Royal News Dept
21 Mar
21Mar

The Water Bottle Army is expanding, and so is its impact. We are honored to announce the start of our second regiment with Company Six. Every regiment consists of around five companies and the start of the sixth company will begin the rise of the second regiment. The army has made preparations to house the new regiment and they will have new and improved training operations.

The new regiment will require a new major and a new colonel. Applications will be accepted from March 22, 3:00 PM CST to March 24, 10:30 PM CST. (Note: Must be a water bottle to be eligible, and must provide proof of a college level graduation in military leadership of some sort). The new positions will be announced and elected sometime the week of March 24-March 30.

King Christmas Wawa intends to increase recruitment of the Water Bottle Army by 50% in the coming year. The king aims to both increase member count, and increase quality for each member by insuring each service member is given at least the minimum of one Tom-8 chest plate. The army is also currently working on providing foot protection with their brand of tactical gear. The expected time to upgrade every soldier to foot protection and Tom-16 armor should be about 2-4 months but may be longer.

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