J Fox, Royal News Dept
27 Apr
27Apr

The king orders officers to make a temporary trade agreement with human suppliers to gain recruits. The army has so far gained almost 100 additional water bottle recruits in the last month and has plans to exceed 500 members very soon. The Water Bottle Army is taking one of their final steps to nationwide water bottle domination.

The army is beginning design of a recruit training uniform that will be worn by new members until they earn their first rank. These new combat style uniforms are meant to resemble real combat gear but with half the amount of protection. They will allow the new recruits to learn how to navigate their coming combat gear upgrades.

King Christmas Wawa also is requesting the idea to hand out combat knifes to many more soldiers as a form of defense. The king quotes “If we can purchase the exacto-blades separately and in mass, this should completely change our defensive capabilities”. This idea is still in the works as the king debates more about it, and it will not be passed further until a future date.

Funding for the water bottle army’s biggest funded vehicle is currently underway with over half of the vehicle payed off completely. The ability of being loaned is not a possibility as the king declares this not to be smart. Experts say this new advanced armored vehicle should bring the water bottle army just one step closer to their United goal.

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