Latest News- King Christmas Wawa's Army

The latest information for things regarding King Christmas Wawa's Army

King Declares National State of Emergency

King Christmas Wawa has confirmed a declaration of a national state of emergency. Guards are stationed at all military presences and the king is currently stationed in an undisclosed area along with many companies of his army.

King Officially Declares the New Colonel of the Second Regiment

King Christmas Wawa elects Johnson Ferder to become Colonel sometime this week. Candidate Johnson will be the Colonel for His Majesty’s Second Regiment.

King Christmas Wawa Agrees on a New Recruit Supplier

King Christmas Wawa tells the press about his government’s temporary trade alliance with humans to gain recruits for the Water Bottle Military. Recruits in training will now have custom made uniforms that display their identification as recruits in training. The army plans to assign weapons to more soldiers as defense. Also, funding for the largest investment in a combat vehicle is finally being payed over half way.

King Christmas Wawa Returns to Wisconsin

The king now returns from his trip to Illinois to return to his normal schedule. King Christmas Wawa now starts preparations for his second regiment.

King Christmas Wawa Departs for Illinois

The king will depart for Illinois the morning of March 23. At this time, King Christmas Wawa has announced he will be traveling the state of Illinois (USA)

New Regiment Added With New Colonel

King Christmas Wawa’s Army now plans to add a second regiment consisting of an additional 200-300 troops.

Army Gets Upgraded Gear

The Water Bottle Army is expanding evermore, and further intention to spread water bottle ruling around the world is the cause of a rise in recruiting of water bottles. The following is the latest up to date information about what has been happening with the Water Bottle Army.