King Christmas Wawa Departs for Illinois

King Christmas Wawa announces that he will be touring the state of Illinois for a day or so in order to promote the Water Bottle Army and to ease on life and “take a short break”. The king is expected to appear back at his residence on Sunday of this week. Currently, the king and his security are staying the night out of the king’s residence in an undisclosed location.

King Christmas Wawa and his security team will be departing Newbeak at around 9-10 AM CST. The king has appointed the Major and the lead DI Inspector as the current emergency rule leaders to tend to the military during his absence, until he returns. The officers traveling with the king remain classified as do major details for security reasons; however, more information will be announced later on after the trip.

King Christmas Wawa is currently in the works of establishing a military that can sustain itself for a long period of time without his leadership, while staying secure. This process can insure that the king can travel a ways away and promote the army elsewhere while his military stays intact and fully engaged and ready to defend at a moments notice. “This process shall be completed within the next five months” states King Christmas Wawa in an interview.

The king also makes the statement “this is just the beginning, it will get better” regarding the civilization of the Water Bottle Army as officers currently work on providing proper uniforms and dress code for personnel. The king plans to have better quality, unity, and uniform supply very soon.

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-J Fox News Dept, Newbeak