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King Christmas Wawa announces a set date and some new requirements to be made for His Majesty's Royal Arrival of September. King Christmas Wawa's Military has passed a set of requirements and announcements about this event including ticket registration.

King Christmas Wawa’s September Flame Uniform is almost complete. The Water Bottle Army Tailoring Unit has a few more testing procedures and pieces to put together before the suit will be stored in a secure location until King Christmas Wawa’s Arrival of September.

King Christmas Wawa states that he will be appearing, for the first time in months, for the Arrival of September in his new suit under manufacturing. The September Flame Suit is expected to appear worn in public sometime after the 20th of September.

King Christmas Wawa arrives at his conference building greeted by security as he gets started with plans to further improve the Water Bottle Army. The king also tries on his new uniform, just finished hours ago .

King Christmas Wawa selects members of honor to receive special zirconium tipped blades as self defense weapons.

King Christmas Wawa has confirmed a declaration of a national state of emergency. Guards are stationed at all military presences and the king is currently stationed in an undisclosed area along with many companies of his army.

King Christmas Wawa elects Johnson Ferder to become Colonel sometime this week. Candidate Johnson will be the Colonel for His Majesty’s Second Regiment.

King Christmas Wawa tells the press about his government’s temporary trade alliance with humans to gain recruits for the Water Bottle Military. Recruits in training will now have custom made uniforms that display their identification as recruits in training. The army plans to assign weapons to more soldiers as defense. Also, funding for the largest investment in a combat vehicle is finally being payed over half way.

The king now returns from his trip to Illinois to return to his normal schedule. King Christmas Wawa now starts preparations for his second regiment.

The king will depart for Illinois the morning of March 23. At this time, King Christmas Wawa has announced he will be traveling the state of Illinois (USA)

King Christmas Wawa’s Army now plans to add a second regiment consisting of an additional 200-300 troops.

The Water Bottle Army is expanding evermore, and further intention to spread water bottle ruling around the world is the cause of a rise in recruiting of water bottles. The following is the latest up to date information about what has been happening with the Water Bottle Army.