News

King Christmas Wawa’s Army now plans to add a second regiment consisting of an additional 200-300 troops.

The Water Bottle Army is expanding evermore, and further intention to spread water bottle ruling around the world is the cause of a rise in recruiting of water bottles. The following is the latest up to date information about what has been happening with the Water Bottle Army.

King Christmas Wawa now departs from his mansion, arriving at Newbeak Capital City at around 7:00 CST

King Christmas Wawa’s full body armor suit is almost complete, more details are to be released at a later date.

The king requests a new armor suit entirely coated in metal. Metal in armor production increases over 100%. King plans to have at least double the amount of fully armored guards by 2025.

King announces his new, armored form of transportation, code named “The Beast”.

King announces there will be justice served to accused criminals of the Newbeak Park Attack.

The king adds a new branch-called transportation security-to his ever expanding military.

J Fox has been introduced as the new official headlines press for King Christmas Wawa.

King Christmas Wawa declared a shortage of metals required for making armor, and aims for a 300% increase in every category by 2025

The king now departs from the Coming of January

The king is mandating metals such as copper and zinc to be used in armor plates.